As always, Dumbledore finds new ways for his otp, jeverus, to happen. Making a bet with Madam Pince, who thinks Snape should be with Lily, both try to get Severus with the one they think is perfect for him.
Both failing and succeeding. And soon realize that Severus loves both of them, just as much as they love him.
Now it's time for both of these arch nemesis to come together, and hatch a new plan that will get all three of them their happy ending. And for McGonagall to watch these two idiots so they don't break any laws.
May or not be pretty much a crack fanfic written for funsies. This will be based off of the parody Harry Potter series by Chanwills0. Make sure to go check her out, she's hilarious and absolutely amazing.
All characters belong to J. K Rowling, unfortunately.
Reborn in the Naruto world, Shin Uzumaki finds himself in the doomed Land of Whirlpools. As a member of the Uzumaki Clan! Trapped in a world filled with war, betrayal, and unimaginable power, Shin's survival seems impossible.. Until it isn't!!
[Ding! Replication System Activated!]
[Daily Login Reward: Common Replication Card.]
[Newbie Gift: Perfect Sage Body-Adamantine Sealing Chains-Four Symbols Seal]
With the power to Copy any Ability-whether it's the Kekkei Genkai or Rinnegan or Forbidden jutsu-Shin begins his journey to dominate the Ninja World.
[First task: Save Kushina and prevent the destruction of the Uzumaki Clan.]