New Plan!

As always, Dumbledore finds new ways for his otp, jeverus, to happen. Making a bet with Madam Pince, who thinks Snape should be with Lily, both try to get Severus with the one they think is perfect for him.

Both failing and succeeding. And soon realize that Severus loves both of them, just as much as they love him.

Now it's time for both of these arch nemesis to come together, and hatch a new plan that will get all three of them their happy ending. And for McGonagall to watch these two idiots so they don't break any laws.

May or not be pretty much a crack fanfic written for funsies. This will be based off of the parody Harry Potter series by Chanwills0. Make sure to go check her out, she's hilarious and absolutely amazing.

All characters belong to J. K Rowling, unfortunately.