I'M A DUDE, SHE'S A DUDE, HE'S A DUDE...(LGBTQ+÷!Anthro x Male!Human)
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  • Parts 5
  • Time 8m
Ongoing, First published Sep 04, 2022
Mature
A collection of politically correct and safe space-affirming stories, each a powerful testament to the unyielding personal strength of the LGBTQIA commu...--*checks acronym*-- 

Good fuckin' goodness, Alphabet Gang. Numbers too?! Fine.

This is a collection of stories about dudes and their best bros overcoming atypical best bro situations. Such as said bro having particularly skirt-worthy hips. All while having to tip-toe around the minefield of identity drama, politics, and a sexuality/gender/identity acronym that now includes numbers, mathematical operators, and "QQ" right in the middle.

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Anon: Got it, looked it up. "LGBTQQIP2SAA+".

Bro: Math is a sexuality?

Anon: No, the plus sign means "and all the rest." Do any of these sound...relevant?

Bro: Which one means "Hates That Fairy Fuckin' Rainbow Garbage But Wants His Best Friend's Dick"? Like, I want to be handcuffed to a vanity mirror and fucked in makeup, but not kiss in the rain and wear rainbow shit.

Anon: *-flips through book*-...I'm not sure they have an exemption from the rainbow.

Bro: Fuck it then, I'll stay hetero.

...

Anon: ...You walked into my room with Nutella and water-based lube, and begged me to "give this bad puppy a bone, Daddy."

Bro: And I'll do it again.
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