A Beginner's Guide to Dealing With Wall Men

Have you managed to score a too-good-to-be-true babysitting job at an insanely rich elderly couple's manor where their son turns out to be a lifeless porcelain doll they treat like a living being? And then later ACTUALLY turns out to be a 28 year old man who had been living in the walls the whole time? Well you're in luck! This manual will include all the tips and and tricks you need to survive this harrowing ordeal!