KINGDOM OF BITTERNESS: My Bittersweet Fiancee

Khrista Leigh Wilson is a decent bitch. She's rich. She's intelligent. She's beautiful. She's sexy. She's famous. She's FLEXIBLE. When I say FLEXIBLE it only means 'Mabait sa Mabait' 'Maldita sa Maldita' 'Mataray sa Mataray' 'Demonyo sa Demonyo' at higit sa lahat 'Plastik sa Plastik'. She's a silent type. She's bitter and sweet at the sametime. Wait, let me correct that. She's bittersweet. Again, let me rephrase that She's bittersweet and 'She's My Bittersweet Fiancee'.

Kelvin Lee Williams is a high-class jerk. He's handsome. He's a head turner. He's wealthy. He's smart. He's a SHREK, meaning 'GREEN-minded' and 'Pervert'. He's selfish because for him 'What's mine is mine alone'. Wait, let me repeat the last two statement. He's SELFISH but NOT in her one and only fiancee. He's a SHREK but ONLY in her fiancee. He's Bitter sometimes and Sweet oftentimes. And wait, he's my fiancee. Therefore, 'He's My Bittersweet Fiancee'.