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TommyInnit's somewhat deadly tea bags

ThatPositiveShipper

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Parts 26
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Reads 19,295
Votes 721
Parts 26
Time 2h 6m

ThatPositiveShipper

TommyInnit, also known as Racoon, is your average vigilante. With a (very) low bank account he helps out selling tea and backed goods in the day, but at night has a way more dangerous job. While juggling tea bag selling, vigilante work AND surviving the not-so-safe streets of district 14, the SBI sets eyes on Racoon, for better and for worse. 


TW: Blood, Violence, swearing (each chapter will have a few TWs at the beginning) 


HEAVILY Inspired by: Tommyinnit's Unbeatable Method of Avoiding Sudden Death, Tommyinnit's Clinic for Supervillains, and probably a lot more that I just forgot the names of

WARNING: This fic contains heavier topics and should NOT be read to its full extent if you do not enjoy a sadder story :)All Rights Reserved

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Benchtrio's Amazing Guide to City Living | Ft. The Hermits & SBI by MurtoK

Grian always bursts into their little, cozy attic right before things can go terribly wrong. Like that one time Ranboo had wanted to cook dinner. Tommy is pretty sure Grian had been asleep at the time of the occasion, judging by how messed up his blond hair was, yet he ran up two floors -four sets of stairs, fifteen steps each- and then burst through the door with a shout of "NO, DON'T DO IT!!!". It had been an eventful night that one, ending with a scolding and a very much grounded Ranboo. Which is weird, because Grian isn't Ranboo's parent, he is just their neighbor. And, at this point, it's just the norm for Grian to know what they are up to. The trio's theory is that the avian has a sixth sense or something. "Oh, hey Tommy and Tubbo!" Grian greets as he bends to pick up the fallen, heavy-looking boxes. "You're looking chipper today. Work went well, I'm guessing?" "Oh, Hell yeah! We mugged a guy!" "You did what-" Or: In which fic we explore the way Benchtrio can bring death and destruction to an innocent city, cause chaos and endear themselves to heroes and villains alike. Very fluffy, very crack-y. Or, or: In which Tommy is a raccoon, Tubbo is a bee and Ranboo is a very exhausted enderman --------------------- Inspired by teacupi's "TommyInnit's Guide To Being A (Highly Successful) Wingman" on ao3! (Seriously, if you haven't read that already, go check it out!)

Tʜᴇsᴇᴜs ~ Vɪɢɪʟᴀɴᴛᴇ!Tᴏᴍᴍʏ AU by bigbahongaloos

Tommy, better known as Theseus in the community, is a vigilante who's only goal is to help get rid of crime in his city. Tommy is known in the media for having flexibility and fast movements, similar to a raccoons. His makeshift suit has raccoon ears on the hood, a black mask that goes over his eyes to resemble a raccoon, and a fluffy tail. Sure, a tail is kind of stupid considering someone could grab in to keep him from running, but it adds to his brand. And he's fast, so it doesn't matter. His weapons? A knife, and discs. No, not actual discs. These discs are sort of like Chinese throwing stars, or whatever they're called. They deal damage, and that's what matters. The heroes; Blade, Angel of Death, and Ghost; are always seeking to catch Tommy and arrest him. Tommy is just trying to help the city. He doesn't know why the heroes want him arrested. When Tommy's landlord of the apartment complex he lives in finds out that Tommy isn't actually 18, and is really 15, he calls CPS and gets Tommy taken to a foster home. Tommy can't fight crime from a foster home without the new family finding out, or can he? But what happens when Tommy finds out that his new family is actually the heroes that seek to arrest him day after day? And what if they find out that he is actually Theseus? ~~~ TW// Cussing Trauma Scars (from restraints) Crime (obviously) Injuries CPS etc... ~~~ I would credit the cover photo but I have no idea who made it. ~~~ Started: December 30, 2022 Finished: December 31, 2022 (WOO WEE! ONE DAY? I SPEED RAN THAT SHI)

Please Stay: Bench Trio Adoption AU by smileyotaku101

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WikiHow: My husband's a supervillain. by Tubbling_

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꧁Crying Like a Tall Child꧂ sbi hero/foster au by 676545ri

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The original Raccoon Red storyline (Never gonna see the light of day this story) by Re_bop

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