TommyInnit's somewhat deadly tea bags
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TommyInnit, also known as Racoon, is your average vigilante. With a (very) low bank account he helps out selling tea and backed goods in the day, but at night has a way more dangerous job. While juggling tea bag selling, vigilante work AND surviving the not-so-safe streets of district 14, the SBI sets eyes on Racoon, for better and for worse.
TW: Blood, Violence, swearing (each chapter will have a few TWs at the beginning)
HEAVILY Inspired by: Tommyinnit's Unbeatable Method of Avoiding Sudden Death, Tommyinnit's Clinic for Supervillains, and probably a lot more that I just forgot the names of
WARNING: This fic contains heavier topics and should NOT be read to its full extent if you do not enjoy a sadder story :)
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