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TommyInnit's somewhat deadly tea bags

ThatPositiveShipper

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Parts 26
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Reads 19,107
Votes 713
Parts 26
Time 2h 6m

ThatPositiveShipper

TommyInnit, also known as Racoon, is your average vigilante. With a (very) low bank account he helps out selling tea and backed goods in the day, but at night has a way more dangerous job. While juggling tea bag selling, vigilante work AND surviving the not-so-safe streets of district 14, the SBI sets eyes on Racoon, for better and for worse. 


TW: Blood, Violence, swearing (each chapter will have a few TWs at the beginning) 


HEAVILY Inspired by: Tommyinnit's Unbeatable Method of Avoiding Sudden Death, Tommyinnit's Clinic for Supervillains, and probably a lot more that I just forgot the names of

WARNING: This fic contains heavier topics and should NOT be read to its full extent if you do not enjoy a sadder story :)All Rights Reserved

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Kindergarten Villainy by AJ_is_Anxious

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May I take your order, Bitch Boy? by colestylepizza

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