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On The Subject of House Sitting

Reads 87
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Parts 3
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Reads 87
Votes 18
Parts 3
Time 9m

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(WARNING: This is a mature story. Reader discretion is advised)

'Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy.' - Robert Tew

Moving out and taking the next step in life has been on the back burner in Ryan's mind. Then after witnessing his little brother fornicating with a vacuum cleaner, Ryan decides he must break out from the clutches of financial dependency and accept a one time offer to house sit a pestilent property.

9/12/22 Most #uncomfortable story on all of Wattpad which is surprising considering Lorenzo's Road trip to Frogballs Arkansas existsAll Rights Reserved

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