The Diaries of a Misplaced Main Character

What do you get when an ambivalent student-researcher accidentally hooks up her gaming laptop to the world's most advanced artificial intelligence mainframe?

Weird shit.

After the world's most convenient glitch, the pioneering quantum-computer Noa researches with her twin brother seems to yank out Noa's own personal avatar from her favorite MMORPG... which she may or may not have been playing during work. Oops. How does one explain late-stage capitalism to a fantasy-based personality, anyway?

This is a silly, funny story about magic in reality, and how the fantasy exists inside of us all.