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Tommy's Ultra-Important Keychain

SeriouslyCalamitous

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Time 19h 6m

SeriouslyCalamitous

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"Be my apprentice," Icarus blurted.

Tommy blinked. Gradually, the corners of his mouth dropped into the deepest frown he'd ever made. "What the fuck? Why?"

"Why?" Icarus froze and Tommy raised a judgemental eyebrow. "It's because of your powers."

"My powers," he echoed. "I never told you whether or not I had powers."

"I can... sense them," Icarus bullshitted. Tommy pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Right. What are they, then," he retorted.

"Uh... super... powers," the villain answered, sounding more unsure of himself by the second.

Tommy wanted to bash his head against a wall. "Really? That's the best you could do?"

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Tommy isn't sure why handing someone their keys is such a big deal, but now he's left with a huge problem: Every supervillain in the city wants him to be their apprentice!

- or -

Tommy's lame superpower turns out to be a game-changer.

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Cover art by @sho_draws on instagram

Original story by SeriouslyCalamitous on archiveofourown

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Benchtrio's Amazing Guide to City Living | Ft. The Hermits & SBI by MurtoK

Grian always bursts into their little, cozy attic right before things can go terribly wrong. Like that one time Ranboo had wanted to cook dinner. Tommy is pretty sure Grian had been asleep at the time of the occasion, judging by how messed up his blond hair was, yet he ran up two floors -four sets of stairs, fifteen steps each- and then burst through the door with a shout of "NO, DON'T DO IT!!!". It had been an eventful night that one, ending with a scolding and a very much grounded Ranboo. Which is weird, because Grian isn't Ranboo's parent, he is just their neighbor. And, at this point, it's just the norm for Grian to know what they are up to. The trio's theory is that the avian has a sixth sense or something. "Oh, hey Tommy and Tubbo!" Grian greets as he bends to pick up the fallen, heavy-looking boxes. "You're looking chipper today. Work went well, I'm guessing?" "Oh, Hell yeah! We mugged a guy!" "You did what-" Or: In which fic we explore the way Benchtrio can bring death and destruction to an innocent city, cause chaos and endear themselves to heroes and villains alike. Very fluffy, very crack-y. Or, or: In which Tommy is a raccoon, Tubbo is a bee and Ranboo is a very exhausted enderman --------------------- Inspired by teacupi's "TommyInnit's Guide To Being A (Highly Successful) Wingman" on ao3! (Seriously, if you haven't read that already, go check it out!)

The Sleepy One (Sbi royal au) by seltelm

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Kindergarten Villainy by AJ_is_Anxious

"Your cheeks are so fucking chubby." A familiar but unfamiliar voice told him factually, a childish giggle escaping from the speaker. With a grumble, Tommy peaked an eye open, seeing Tubbo kneeling in front of him. But... something was wrong. Very wrong. ---- RaccoonInnit is Pog at Villainy returns!!!! (Same universe, slightly different reality!) This time, Tubbo messes up a potion and turns him and his friends into fucking CHILDREN. Now they're forced to go about their villainous ways as tiny forces of chaotic nature. ---- Art Credit for the cover goes to Pebbles_Please on Instagram! (they made this specially for this series and I adore them so!!! Go give them some love!!!)

WikiHow: My husband's a supervillain. by Tubbling_

Tubbo and Ranboo have very different thoughts on whether Michael should go into the life of crime. Not that is parents actions are leaving any good reasons to be a functioning member of society. Phil deserves a pay rise. Techno can't get some villains out of his hair, Wilbur seems certain that's because they were trained by his arch nemesis. Tommy just wants to know why his friends have a tendency for arson. Not that it isn't pog or anything, he's just curious. ================ The villain Bee duo, superhero SBI AU we all deserve. ****All platonic**** I guess I should also give a warning that Schlatt is not a very good parent at all times in this fic. So cw for implied/referenced child ab*se

Duchenne (DSMP Superhero AU) by ArtyNicotine

Warning: If you comment anything, some characters may hear you. (Techno, Dream, One person will be heard by Wilbur, Phil, ect) "It's okay mate, Dream can't hurt you." The boy lowered his knife, tilting his head. A taunting gesture that Dream commonly used. "Did you catch him?" Thanatos looked away and Seiren busied himself with his hair. Icarus glared at both before turning back to the masked boy. "No... he got away." The masked boy's head tilted down. Thanatos and Seiren readied themselves to hear regret and terror, just like everyone else they freed from Dream's grasp. Instead, the boy let out a sinister chuckle. "Good." AKA Dream being a terrible person and SBI being decent human beings. ALSO! I will be putting this on AO3 around about March so if you see that it's not someone copying this, just me wanting to put this on a platform more people will read it on.

✨ Falling Like the Stars ✨ | Tommyinnit ✔️ by nihachusxplr

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Best Beloveds by nnotheree

"Like... you seriously want to marry me? Tommyinnit? The annoying brat who got himself exiled fucking twice? Who's died?" Tommy said skeptically. It was too good to be true. "Oh, Tom. Don't talk of yourself like that. You're strong and we want to help you." Tubbo said, staring at the blond. "We love you, Tommy. We do want to marry you." Ranboo said, offering the ring. OR Beeduo ask (read: force) Tommy to join the marriage and they go around causing chaos and mending broken relationships. Canon divergent splitting from actual lore when Tommy got out of prison. Still sorta sticks with canon. Art on cover done by https://senvurii.tumblr.com/ Also published on Ao3 Text-To-Speech Audio! *able to listen instead of read!* about like everything: i no longer like the dsmp, most of the creators are in some kind of controversy or do something terrible and i dont want to be associated to it anymore. i am proud of how far my writing has come and i know this story in particular was popular, and i am very sorry that i never managed to finish it before everything went to shit. i will leave this up because it was one of my first fics and the fact that i worked so hard on it. this is never to be updated again and i will not edit anything on this fic after this note.

'i don't have anywhere else to go.' - a sleepy boys inc story by farenh1te

"Tommy? What- it's 2 in the morning-" Phil is shaken from his half awake daze at the sight of Tommy, on his doorstep, looking like he's been through hell and back. "Hi. I-I don't have anywhere else to go. Can I stay-" Phil interrupts him with a soft, "Come in." started 17 jan 2021 finished 8 feb 2022 wow okay fuck wilbur soot i should have had worse things happen to him CW for swearing - no really there's a lot of swearing i'm warning you now TW for cutting/self harm, physical abuse, panic attacks, vomiting, ed, depression, anxiety, flashbacks, PTSD, nightmares, kidnapping, alcohol abuse, domestic abuse if i need to add any other tw's i will do so - if you want me to add any just ask and i will :) no romance, purely platonic family dynamic (some dreamnotfound but not shipping any of the main characters) THIS DOES NOT REFLECT THE IRL PEOPLE IN ANY WAY. if they are uncomfortable with this i will take it down immediately.

pretty girl - technoblade ✓ by laine_writes

IN WHICH they help eachother or IN WHICH they're opposites, but you know what they say about that. - wilbur soot is featured in this book - i wrote this in 2022, before i was aware of his actions. i still love the writing in this book, so i'm leaving it up. however, i support shelby fully. if you or someone you love is a victim of domestic violence, do not be afraid to speak up. if you're in the US, the hotline is 800-799-7233. i love you. you are not alone. i put this together in maybe 3 seconds please forgive me :) but yknow, copyright laine_writes 2022, if you take this story from me i'll take your first born or something idk just don't steal my writing pls cover by blueauroras <33 aka loml social media story (bits of irl) techno x fem!oc started: april 24th, 2021 ended: november 11th, 2021 bonus chapters completed: march 18, 2022 this story remains up for now, and will stay up until future notice but please dont be weird - let him rest in peace. also disclaimer i was like 13-14ish when i wrote this. there are weird parts please ignore them. #1 in fanfiction #1 in fanfiction #1 in techno #1 in mcyt #1 in minecraft #1 in technoblade does anyone even read this far into the description

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Tommy's home is one of the many casualties of this ongoing war he knows nothing about. This not pog to say the least. But as least he can do whatever he wants being one of the only survivors and all right? Wrong! But hey now it's his job to figure out what the heck is going on and find someone who can help him. Luckily for him he finds some information that could lead him to getting help and finally escaping this nightmare of a place. These unsuspecting victims.... I mean people will now have no choice but to love Tommy and protect him in anyway they can. (Also on ao3) (this is literally my worst fic so I would recommend reading any of my other ones instead lol)

Feels like Home || SBI by BumbliestofBees

Tommy Henry was anything but normal. Rude, obnoxious, loud and most importantly; lonely. No one wanted him, and he didn't want them. When Phil Watson catches word of a certain blondes predicament, he takes it upon himself to foster the boy. Tommy's world changes, for the better or for the worst? Well that's up to the Gremlin to decide "Welcome Home Tommy" ------------------------------ // THIS STORY USES TW SUCH AS EATING DISORDERS, PANIC ATTACKS, ABUSE, DRUG AND ALCOHOL ABUSE, VIOLENCE , DEATH AND MENTIONS OF SUICIDE // // If Tommy, Phil, Techno, Will or anyone in this story shows any discomfort to this, I will take it down // Started: 20/02/21 Finished: 28/08/21 Word Count: 57, 737 ------------------ #1 in Ph1lzaminecraft #8 in Sleepyboisinc #12 in Ph1lza #1 in sleepyboysinc #1 in Dreamnotfound #1 in Ranboolive #1 in Jack Manifold #3 in Awesamdude #6 in Ranboo #1 in Sleepybois #10 in Karl Jacobs #9 in SBI #1 in FoolishGamers

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Blood Brothers- MCYT Vampire AU by onadownwardspiral_

Tommy gets turned into a vampire and his whole world turns upside down with it. When he's invited to join a sinister family of 3, does he? And what about the famed vampire hunter Dream? ------------------------- "N-no," he chokes out, "I'll never be one of you MONSTERS! Fuck you! I'd rather die than be one of you FREAKS!" "Sadly, it's not your choice in this scenario." Technoblade says, smirking. Tommy barely has time to register this when the pink haired man runs towards him and the vampire's strong fingers grip his head, cocks it to the side and exposes his neck. A searing pain fills his body, worse than any beatings or stabbings he'd ever had. He feels his blood being drained and tries to scream but nothing comes out apart from a small quiet gasp. After what feels like hours, the pink haired vampire stops draining Tommy's blood. He blacks out before his head hits the floor. ------------------------- This includes the dark SBI! You have to read it chapter-to chapter to fully understand what's going on, skipping chapters can and will cause confusion :) Credit to @sennhah on Twitter for the cover! ❤️-Milestones-❤️ Hit 1K 25 September 2021! Hit 5K 25 October 2021! Hit 10K 10 November 2021! ✨Completed 5 January 2022!✨

Behavioural Tutor by TheGreatestChip

Tommy was known as the school's 'Bad Boy', the 'Troubled Kid', the 'Problem Child' and in extreme cases, the 'Psycho', all because he was different. No one understands him, until one day when he gets a Behavioural Tutor and a Therapist. He's had them before, but these people seem different. They're willing to listen to him, to learn about him, but in doing so, realise something is off about Tommy. Is he just a cool kid with an attitude, like Techno? Or is there a secret Tommy's tried so hard to hide. One that would explain his behaviour and frequent injuries. One that would make Tommy a victim and not a culprit. So... this got derailed so uhm... it's now a gang book! I have no idea why people like this monstrosity but wooooooo angst! Im not really going to go into too much details with TWs, (I don't want to spoil the plot) so read at your own risk. I'm really sorry! But as for the ones that I know of: SH panic attacks Weapon use Weapon description Death Swearing (Pls tell me if there are more I should include) This is a lot like Flower_Blooms's book called Behaviour so please go and read theirs as well :] Cover by kait kait on twitter. (Yes, I'm English so we put the month after the day) 1 on tommyinnit --> 11/10/21 1 on behaviour --> 8/10/21 1 on tommy --> 14/10/21 2 on tubbo --> 14/10/21 3 on angst --> 17/10/21 50on philzaminecraft -> 3/12/21 69 on sleepyboisinc -> 10/11/21 1 on sbi --> 14/11/21 2 on angst --> 18/11/21 3 on wilbursoot --> 26/11/21 1 on sleepybois --> 27/11/21 200 in fanfiction --> 29/11/21 43 on technoblade --> 3/12/21 4 on ranboo--> 6/12/21 12 on tutor --> 25/12/21 1 on tommy - -> 4/07/22

TommyInnit's unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death by idonotloveyouboo

"I uh," Tommy starts, not knowing how to break this to the hero lightly. He hates to be the bearer of bad news. "I think your powers are broken? It's not a bad thing of course, but like, I swear you tried to mind control me and it like, totally failed. Which is fine, honestly, don't feel insecure. Everyone's power stop working sometimes... I think." Sheesh, this is very awkward. Why is no one else talking? Why is Philza looking at him like he grew three heads? Why is the Blade staring at him so intensely? Why is Willow still frozen? "Did I, did I hit a nerve? Yikes," Tommy hisses, "Well um," He steps back, bracing his legs and bending his knees, "This was like super fun, but I'm - I'mma head out." or, in which Tommy manages to annoy the hell out of Phil, Techno and Wilbur by being both impossible to catch and irritatingly endearing. or or, a crack fic where Tommy is a vigilante and Phil, Techno and Wilbur are the heroes hunting him down.

Tommyinnit Oneshots by PinkSolby

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Always The Villian (Disc Duo Switch Role AU) || Tommy & Dream [Dream SMP] by ItzWolfie_20

After being exiled for so long, after being stuck in prison for a very long time; Tommy and Dream had one difference in each other. One wants to be the good guy awhile the other wanted to be the villain of this story, Dream never wanted this but for Tommy? He wanted to be the villain, the villain of this story. And what will be the cause? Is it peace? Or will it be just like how it will always be? ----------------------------------------------- ‼️THE CHARACTERS WRITTEN IN THIS STORY DOES NOT BELONG TO ME EXCEPT THE WRITING. CREDITS GOES TO THE ORIGINAL OWNER OF THE THUMBNAIL.‼️ ⛔ Anything written in this story does not connect to the Dream SMP. This is just an AU. This story will mention/have heavy swearing, violence and character's death.⛔ ----------------------------------------------- Characters: • Tommyinit • Philza Minecraft • Wilbur Soot • Technoblade • Tubbo • Ranboo • DreamWasTaken Date of the story publish: • March, 30th 2022 Chapters: • 22/22 Original writing posted on: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38056102/chapters/95056918 Writing completed: ✅

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a platonic alliumduo fanfic [discontinued] by S0URC4ND7

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Wilbur was tired of being a hero. He liked to believe that he was a good hero, but being a good hero wasn't enough. It was never enough. Always compared to his twin brother, the golden child of the Minecraft Hero Family. Wilbur lived in Techno's shadow. He hated it so much and he wasn't sure how much more he could take. He wanted to be seen for who he was. He was Wilbur goddamn Minecraft, and he refused to let himself be a side note in someone else's story. Villains had one right; the right to choose a nemesis. A thesis to their anti-thesis. A rival. His subordinates always questioned why he chose Magpie. He never bothered to explain. He had met the hero once, and that was all it took. The eldest of the Minecraft children was so much more than anyone realized. There was a deep running fury hidden under his mask. The hero was fast approaching his breaking point. That, is why Quackity chose him. Wilbur Minecraft was going to fall soon, and he was going to fall hard. And Quackity would be right there waiting, ready to catch his songbird when he did. (Art belongs to @smimsalted who is a part of my Discord server and deserves all the love for this amazing piece!)

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Benchtrio's Amazing Guide to City Living | Ft. The Hermits & SBI

Grian always bursts into their little, cozy attic right before things can go terribly wrong. Like that one time Ranboo had wanted to cook dinner. Tommy is pretty sure Grian had been asleep at the time of the occasion, judging by how messed up his blond hair was, yet he ran up two floors -four sets of stairs, fifteen steps each- and then burst through the door with a shout of "NO, DON'T DO IT!!!". It had been an eventful night that one, ending with a scolding and a very much grounded Ranboo. Which is weird, because Grian isn't Ranboo's parent, he is just their neighbor. And, at this point, it's just the norm for Grian to know what they are up to. The trio's theory is that the avian has a sixth sense or something. "Oh, hey Tommy and Tubbo!" Grian greets as he bends to pick up the fallen, heavy-looking boxes. "You're looking chipper today. Work went well, I'm guessing?" "Oh, Hell yeah! We mugged a guy!" "You did what-" Or: In which fic we explore the way Benchtrio can bring death and destruction to an innocent city, cause chaos and endear themselves to heroes and villains alike. Very fluffy, very crack-y. Or, or: In which Tommy is a raccoon, Tubbo is a bee and Ranboo is a very exhausted enderman --------------------- Inspired by teacupi's "TommyInnit's Guide To Being A (Highly Successful) Wingman" on ao3! (Seriously, if you haven't read that already, go check it out!)