Sorry I only spea- "Tommy Shut The Fuck Up!"
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  • Reads 57,809
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  • Parts 33
  • Time 6h 57m
Complete, First published Sep 09, 2022
Tommy Innit Also known as the Vigilante Theseus makes a stupid decision that lands him working for the hero tower under cover of his civilian identity. While working for the heroes he has the occasional run in with the villain organization 'The Syndicate'. A rising evil causes him to lose trust in those around him and rely on past allies.

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Tommy's a vigilante who ends up working for the dream team and gets adopted by villains, who will win the custody battle? read to find out

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Another Tommy Vigilante au because I read them a lot and decided to write my own.

Book 2: Siren Songs and Cherry Bombs

This is my first story so please be nice. There will be spelling errors.
I don't have a constant updating schedule. I just update wen I can. 
I'm doing this for fun
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Tommy Innit Minecraft, son of one of the top heroes, didn't get to live the childhood he should've had. Now, Tommy is a 17-year-old vigilante who's faked death and ran away to live with his 2 best friends. Life was perfect for a long time... until a dramatic increase in crime brought Tommy's hero family to the city of Logstedshire- where Tommy now lived. !THIS FIC CONTAINS A LOT OF DARK DARK THEMES LIKE SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, MURDER, ABUSIVE FAMILIES, AND MUCH MORE. REALLY BAD CHAPTERS HAVE WARNINGS, BUT NOT ALL OF THEM. DONT READ THIS IF YOUR SENSITIVE TO DARK THEMES! *This fanfiction was inspired by a spiderman movie and all the other countless vigilante Tommyinnit stories I've read.