Sorry I only spea- "Tommy Shut The Fuck Up!"
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Complete, First published Sep 09, 2022
Tommy Innit Also known as the Vigilante Theseus makes a stupid decision that lands him working for the hero tower under cover of his civilian identity. While working for the heroes he has the occasional run in with the villain organization 'The Syndicate'. A rising evil causes him to lose trust in those around him and rely on past allies.

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Tommy's a vigilante who ends up working for the dream team and gets adopted by villains, who will win the custody battle? read to find out

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Another Tommy Vigilante au because I read them a lot and decided to write my own.

Book 2: Siren Songs and Cherry Bombs

This is my first story so please be nice. There will be spelling errors.
I don't have a constant updating schedule. I just update wen I can. 
I'm doing this for fun
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