"I feel like I know Rick Parker. In a way, it feels as though I've always known him." - The Daily Tale "About as enjoyable as being hailed on whilst taking in washing that has been targeted by seagulls with the squits." - Enid Kibbler "Saying the wind blew like bouncing horses is just the kind of literary device that makes this brilliant." - Hit the Spoof "I could do better." - Zob Gloop