If You Love Me, Get Clean
WestwoodsDevil
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  • Reads 18,580
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  • Parts 52
  • Time 11h 2m
WestwoodsDevil
Complete, First published Sep 11, 2022
Mature
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"And you're twenty three, unemployed, smoke a packet of cigarettes a day, shoot up every other evening, and in a relationship with your childhood best friend," she moves her hand blocking the sun from her eyes to raise an eyebrow at him. "What might that say about you?"

He huffs, rolling onto his back. "That last point is more a negative reflection on you than me."

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Q & A (Johnlock)

3 parts Complete Mature

John wants to get the attention of a woman studying psychiatry, so he convinces Sherlock to do a simple 2 hour question and answer session with him for her research. They've known each other for years. Surely they won't learn anything new about each other, will they? *Post Series 4 *Canon-compliant *Johnlock *32 Questions*

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