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The Hungry Turtle with Arched Eyebrows and Sharp Teeth

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ONE OF MY SHORT STORIES! PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT I DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY SO IT MIGHT NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!! Fisher Mann, Doc Torr, and Cash Ee'air's parents had gone for an important business meeting. They left 8 year old Doc in charge, praying that maybe, just maybe, Doc would keep everything organized.

Oh, the disappointment of when a child does the exact opposite of what you want them to do. 

When Fisher and Cash, 5 and 3 years old respectively, get hungry, Doc decided to cook food by herself. (Herself meaning Fisher and Cash begging to help and she having no choice but to accept.) She asks them what they want to eat, and Cash immediately yells, "CROQUEMBOUCHE!" If you have no clue what that is, search it up.

As you can imagine, it is an absolute MESS. 

Especially when Za Tutu Turtle pops up out of nowhere when they put the last cream puff on top and starts following them, threatening to eat them in their sleep if they don't keep making him food.


THE CROQUEMBOUCHE PICTURE IS FROM The Spruce Eats

Eh, just wanted to give credit and stuff. 
Anyway, have fun.All Rights Reserved

cooking croquembouche food funny horror humor hungry kids laugh laughoutloud shorthorrorstories shortstory turtle turtles

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