The Tragic Life Of a Normal Teenage Girl

My life is so boring! I wish something interesting would happen to me for once! Why couldn't my mother be something cool like a mad scientist or a movie star? Sigh, Well, This is my Diary, which is probably the most boring thing anyone will ever read. There are two explanations that I will allow for someone reading my diary.
1: You are my parents. In which case, I cannot stop you.
2: You are either my best friend and I have allowed you to read on, or you are incredibly attractive and I have a major crush on you.
Have fun reading about my incredible non-amazing life!