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A healthy dose of insanity ✧ Naruto fanfic ✧

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Parts 10
Time 1h 35m

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"Hey what's a cat doing here?"
"Just leave it alone you dweeb."
"Naruto it's just a dumb cat, not like it can do much."
"....did the cat just wink at me?"

Ari is just a cat, a normal normal cat with nothing special about them. Mmhmm yep that's her, only a harmless kitty.

However, a normal human in this world has the power of bs chakra magic. They could walk on water and leap approximately ten thousand feet into the air. 

So she guesses she is normal in that sense.

After all, those who don't adapt, don't live. 


P.s There is language, blood and confusion. Chapters 1 and 2 are around 1k-2k words but every other chapter is much longer. 
And yes this story will eventually derail from the cannon plot because CATS.All Rights Reserved

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✔︎ Two Morons And A Mad House (2/2) by Anonymous_Artz

||Sequel To Sakura's Moronic Best Friends (SMBF)|| • DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU DON'T LIKE MULTISAKU. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ★Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor the story. It is written by OfPaintAndOil. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* 🆂🆄🅼🅼🅰🆁🆈: Sakura escaped the Uchiha mansion with her dignity intact, but that doesn't mean she's still not gonna kill Naruto and Sasuke. Now with the overprotective dog and the Paint War just beginning, she may yet just move in with Ino and be done with it all . . . or change her name and move-whichever comes first. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ✾Written By: OfPaintAndOil *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ❖ Includes: ➻MultiSaku ➻Sakura getting kidnapped ➻Naruto and Sasuke as morons ➻Closet pervert Itachi ➻Madara acting like Tobi ➻Tobi being a good boy ➻Pein still being himself ➻Black Zetsu having a biting fetish ➻Hidan as Hidan ➻Kakuzu as Kakuzu ➻Sasori being flirty ➻Deidara being Deidara ➻Obito being Obito ➻Mikoto trying to get Sakura to marry one of her sons ➻And so much more! *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ➳Cover is made by me! *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ★Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* © All Rights Reserved

Do I look like a dream to you (Sequel to 'I must be dreaming') by nightsacidream

"...Upon the impressive seat was settled an angelic looking young woman, dressed in a blood red gown, with her hair in an intricate up-do atop which a simple looking silver crown was placed. 'My sweet children... As much as I loathe the idea of doing this, I do have to send you two on Chava. You will have to take care of it as...' her sickening sweet, yet melodic voice was interrupted by one of the two young ladies. 'Do not despair, Mother! Nothing can subdue me and my sister!' the black haired girl exclaimed raising her fist in a proud manner. 'I know, Atlantis.' the woman smiled kindly, but the smile never reached her grey eyes. 'That is why you shall be separated.' at that, the girl began exclaiming her disapproval in a loud and fiery manner. " ~Chapter 16

(Discontinued) New Year, New Boy [SasuNaru] |ModernAU| by Itachis-Wife

Ever heard of the phrase "New Year, New Me"? Well, Sasuke goes by the same phrase, only slightly different. "New Year, New BOY". Yep, Sasuke is the slut of the school. You read that right, he's the "S-Word". He picks boys at random and fucks them for a whole year before tossing them away like some toy. Now his hungry onyx eyes are set on the new kid with the sunshine yellow hair. He's a fine piece of ass indeed. ... "I can make you gay for a day Naru-baby," Sasuke purrs. /Heh, I'm already gay/ "No thanks, Sasuke." ... SasuNaru is life. You don't know how long I've been itching to make one of these. Like, they belong together. They /need/ to love each other. SO Enjoy This story that may be filled with smutty goodness at some point. This is a mature story, so if you don't like smutty goodness then don't read. I don't need any complaints. I do not own the characters of Naruto, they belong to Masashi Kishimoto. I only own the plot of this story. ***This story weeds out the weak, if you make it past chapter 17 you're golden***

Stupid Mooching Kittens by CherryHearts13

A Naruto Fanfiction. Kim and Jade are two best friends, living fairly normal lives, but all that changed when ten adorable little kittens made their way into their lives.Turns out those kittens they took in were actually ninja from a different dimension. With ten new friends from a world unlike their own, their lives will never be the same.

The Secret Anbu (Naruto Fanfic) ×EDITING× by hanafuda

××× This story is now under some major editing! Read with precaution! ××× Everybody knows what Chakra is. What just a handful of people know is that not Kaguya ate the fruit that Shinju bore, but another girl, Chiyoko. Living forever is fun, for the first few hundreds of years, but with unlimited knowledge and too much time on your hands, life can be horrible. Meeting Kaguya, the true Chakra Goddess gave her a small part of her power so now she could live in peace. That girl is now the propriety of different villages, but only the Kages know about her existence. One day she got bored of being an special ANBU that doesn't do anything so she went to discover the others villages. -------------------------------- I will say it just once so please read this note. I don't own Naruto! I don't own the original plot or story line but I will change it some times. I don't own the photos. I just downloaded these (the cover, the ones that I will put in some chapters, etc. ) In this fanfiction Sakura Haruno doesn't exist. Sorry for her fans, but I don't like her. All in all I hope that you will like it. Enjoy (⌒o⌒)

Dark Thoughts (Uchiha Kittens) DISCONTINUED by Qolfie

When a 17 year old orphan's orphanage is burned down, her life takes a drastic change from all bright to the darkest of dark. What makes it worse is that she has to deal with 6 random kittens. 6, eye changing kittens. The Uchiha men, all remembering their own world, use their transformation jutsu to turn into docile creatures from this new, shinobiless world. Join Ghost Lupis as she meets some random, yet famous Uchiha. ------------- This is an OC x Uchiha fanfiction. Also, Ghost Lupis is not a human, so she has weird powers. Disclaimer -> I do not own Naruto or any art unless I say so. Cover by me. DISCONTINUED: I will be rewriting this, in another way... But this is so far discontinued.

✔︎ Sakura's Moronic Best Friends (1/2) by Anonymous_Artz

• DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU DON'T LIKE MULTISAKU. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ★ Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor the story. It is written by OfPaintAndOil. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* 🆂🆄🅼🅼🅰🆁🆈: Naruto and Sasuke have a habit of kidnapping Sakura. Usually, this isn't horrible, but this time the morons take her to the one place she refuses to go to: the Uchiha mansion. So the morons better run now, because if she's still alive after the perverted advances of the Uchihas and the Akatsuki, she's gonna kill them. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ✾Written By: OfPaintAndOil *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ❖ Includes: ➻MultiSaku ➻Sakura getting kidnapped ➻Naruto and Sasuke as morons ➻Closet pervert Itachi ➻Madara acting like Tobi ➻Tobi being a good boy ➻Pein still being himself ➻Black Zetsu having a biting fetish ➻Hidan as Hidan ➻Kakuzu as Kakuzu ➻Sasori being flirty ➻Deidara being Deidara ➻Obito being Obito ➻Mikoto trying to get Sakura to marry one of her sons ➻And so much more! *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ➳Cover is made by me! *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* © All Rights Reserved

Akatsuki Boyfriend/Girlfriend Scenarios by xBunnu

This book is what I've been writing on quotev, this was a something I did on the side and I've been inactive on for a few years because I lost passion in writing, but I'm back now. :) I accept requests, however if it's something I can't do, I'll be sure to tell you and maybe you can request something else. I do prioritize my Eustass Kid one shot book, so I apologize if the updates are slow in any way, but please know I will update this book whenever I can. I want to reach a good amount of chapters before I officially close this book to an end.

To Their World (Akatsuki Kittens Sequel) by HaleighPenguin

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Akatsuki Lovers by sandwhore

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