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101 jokes

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andmakespeoplesmile funny good humar nice nonvilant

roses are red vilets are purple there not flipping blue







roses are red vilets are blue I got 5 fingers the third ones for youAll Rights Reserved

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Hold on with me - hemmings [2] by Adidasmuke

Hard times don't just get better

Magnet (Hetalia x Reader) by burgersnscones

You just left your hometown in order to attend a university in London, England for an entire year. You can't wait for Europe and all the adventures that await you. What happens when your red string of fate ends up getting tangled with different people's? "I can't help it. No matter how hard I try I can never get you out my head. Even when I try to get away I always end up coming back. I'm drawn to you like a magnet" DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hetalia or any of its characters. They belong to the Awesome Himaruya. I also don't own the photos I use in each chapter-- they belong to their rightful owners. Book cover was created by me using the following images: *Hands retrieved from: https://www.google.com.ph/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiW9eS_3OzUAhXMHZQKHRrKAFQQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Flariisinfoworld.blogspot.com%2F&psig=AFQjCNG3d6A2liWsostkXt55nN5VK-vGqQ&ust=1499157885139002 *Butterfly retrieved from: www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?https://www.google.com.ph/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwji-o6E8eLUAhWHT7wKHYkmATEQjRwIBw&url=https://www.carstickers.com/Butterfly_Car_Stickers_and_Decals.php&psig=AFQjCNF86VEgxOYtq52V6LWgxv_hWpCRGQ&ust=1498819803692852

6/22 | norminah one shot by dinahcheecheetos

im not good at descriptions x

Hurt...(Jacob Perez love story) by serenity_beauty

Roses are red, violets are blue. Let me love you. Let me fight for you. Give me the blade, I'll wipe your tears.I'll fight away all your fears. Caress you and kiss you til dawn until dusk, give my your heart and let me gaurd it with trust. Kiss your scars from head to toe, whisper how much I love you as I go. You scream and yell at me, telling me I don't understand the hurt you feel. But, yet, you refuse to let me help you heal. I made you a promise and that I must keep. I made a mistake and in result you put the blade in deep. I can't stress my love for you, senorita. Just know that I know you're perfect, bonita.

Five Hargreeves oneshots by Raccoon2256

No Y/N because I don't like that type of stuff!! I take requests :)

Looking for Blood // Harry Styles by JesseJai

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm hungry for something And that something is YOU

Wrong Number. (Dinally) by sandrasblanket

im too lazy to put a description. (:

Mine-->h.p. [COMPELETED] by lunalqvegood

•roses are red violets are not blue i'm happy with you so are you• ~This is crappy~ {I do not own Harry Potter just Ellanore Black and her lines}

𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙 𝕎𝕚𝕤𝕙 //ᴶᵃˢᵒⁿ ⱽᵒᵒʳʰᵉᵉˢ ⱽˢ ᴹⁱᶜʰᵃᵉˡ ᴹʸᵉʳˢ ˣ ᴿᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ// by TheUnstableBean

Who knew that killers had a type and that type is you. You were able to slide into the hearts of two of the most infamous slashers and both of them would kill anyone just to have you all to themselves. //Fluff and Blood// (Just like all my other stuff) 🔪🩸🖤

~𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐬~ by YourgirlV0803

"I got you your favorite flower" " Really a Black Rose" " You like normal things?"

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Hold on with me - hemmings [2] cover

Magnet (Hetalia x Reader) cover

6/22 | norminah one shot cover

Hurt...(Jacob Perez love story) cover

Five Hargreeves oneshots cover

Looking for Blood // Harry Styles cover

Wrong Number. (Dinally) cover

Mine-->h.p. [COMPELETED] cover

𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙 𝕎𝕚𝕤𝕙 //ᴶᵃˢᵒⁿ ⱽᵒᵒʳʰᵉᵉˢ ⱽˢ ᴹⁱᶜʰᵃᵉˡ ᴹʸᵉʳˢ ˣ ᴿᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ// cover

~𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐬~ cover

Hold on with me - hemmings [2]

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