The cockumber fantasy
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Last published Thu, Apr 24, 2025
In this thrilling erotica you see the sad desperate yet loving relationship of pickle Rick and Larry the cucumber. A new love like a rose with Thorns , two magnets that are complete opposites but exactly the same.
(Sooo this is 100% a joke inspired by a friend of mine and I do like reading cursed fanfics cause I find it funny anyways I'm super bad at writing certain types of scenes 🍆🐱but I think that'll just make things funnier so enjoy)
Y'all help even I'm traumatized by the shit i wrote😭
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