Lost Protecting Slovenia: The Joke's On You
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  • Reads 513
  • Votes 49
  • Parts 13
  • Time 1h 35m
Complete, First published Sep 15, 2022
It has been about three months since the incident with Elon Musk. Everything seemed to be going well, and things were beginning to shift back to the way they once were.... that is, until it all changed again.

The members of Joker Out have been kidnapped, and LPS were sent on a mission to save them: A mission that would take them all across Europe to get to them!

Will Filip Vidušin, Zala Velenšek, Gašper Hlupič, Mark Semeja, and Žiga Žvižej save Joker Out before it's too late? And can they do it in time before the Eurovision Song Contest in Liverpoo? Find out!

***THIS IS A CRACK FIC AND IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!***
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15 parts Ongoing

"𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐬𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐈'𝐦 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐩 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐈𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞." ~~~ 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐚 𝐋𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐱 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐨 𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐝. 𝐎𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐧 𝐄𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐛 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐚...𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲? [Damiano David x OC] [Maneskin: After Eurovision; Pre RUSH] [Timelines might not be accurate but I'll try} [Cover inspo/template by @cermonial!]