Lesson Not Learned

Spring cleaning still wasn't finished in Cloud Recess, and Wei Wuxian keeps finding interesting trinkets to play with.

This time, he might have gone too far...

"Wei Ying?" He could see the other's face from the mirror, and Wei Wuxian looked like he was close to tears. Dread filled his chest, and Lan Wangji slowly approached his partner to put one reassuring hand on his shoulder to turn him around. But Wei Wuxian refused to follow the flow of his hand, choosing to stare at a certain part of the mirror. That was when Lan Wangji looked over his shoulder and felt his blood run cold.

Wei Wuxian was flat!

Instead of something hanging between his legs, there was nothing! It was gone!

"LAN ZHANNN! WHERE DID IT GO?" Wei Wuxian wailed as he gestured between his legs. All he could see was a smooth slit instead of his hanging parts. "My didi is gone!" He fell to his knees as he rubbed his forehead in frustration.