Shrek in the City
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Last published Fri, Sep 23, 2022
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Shrek is a big ol' ugly ogre who lives in a swamp. He loves to eat, but his favorite pastime is being mean to people and making them feel bad about themselves. One day, Shrek's swamp gets developed into Chicago-and now he has to navigate life as an ogre in the big city!
There are only two things that are certain in life: death and taxes. But what about when you're an ogre? Well, if your name is Shrek, then it's both. Because as an ogre, you're going to have to pay taxes (even though you don't have any money). And when that happens, your only option is to go back home so you can escape from being buried alive in the ground.
But what if there was a way out of this? What if there was a way for Shrek to transform himself into something better than just a regular old ogre? What if there was a way he could avoid all those taxes and still live in the city as himself? That's right: time travel! It's not easy being an ogre in the future-but it's possible!
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