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Tales From A Teenage Henchman

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Time 1h 56m

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Tim Mitchell--surprisingly competent henchman and high school dropout--begins to reevaluate his career choice after a seemingly endless chain of failed heists. He's ready to get out of the life of a henchman, go back to school, and get his life together. But before that, he has to help his boss--an incompetent supervillain--and fellow minions shape up into proper villains.

With a ridiculous plan, a local vigilante as a possible arch nemesis, and the questionable help of his fellow henchmen, Tim does his best to make a name for his boss and survive the life of a henchman.All Rights Reserved

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