•sarcasm quotes•
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all quotes by yours truly but feel free to use on anyone you cant physically hurt due to law.
warning: these quotes are designed to inflict offense so to people who always feel it necessary to point out the faults in other people, you may want to avoid contact with this book and instead settle down and perhaps read The Bible.
*fueled by boredom and a need to express my hate for humanity*
enjoy you little munchkins
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