Funny Conversation
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Complete Sat, Sep 17, 2022<5 mins
This is a funny conversation in which I troll an agent of a website. The page randomly popped up and I was getting so many notifications, so I thought that the website that he works for is behind this. Well, it was not, but I had a fun time. He was trying to get money out of my pocket and I tried my best to imitate Mr Ambrose and Lilly. Hope you enjoy!
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