The morons I call, my cats
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As you may know (or not, I don't care) I am a cat lover so that means that I own cats.If you also own cats (or been on the internet) you know that cats do some pretty crazy crap sometimes.
I made this book to say the random crap MY cats do
CAT DETAILS ( you can skip if you want)
-Rose is a young female cat with brown,black,white fur.Sometimes bullyed on by her family :,(
-Jak is a young male cat with black and white fur.Sometimes crazy as F**k
-Kitty (original I know) is the mother of Jak and Rose and has black and white fur.Well-behaved
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