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Blood, sweat, and tears (mostly sweat)

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Parts 8
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Reads 297
Votes 25
Parts 8
Time 15m

funny humor modern reallife teenage

Meet Geoffrey Montegue Douglas. The 200,000,001th sexiest man alive. The most cynical and sarcastic pubescent specimen ever to walk the earth. Plagued with an annoying  as hell sister, a ridiculously overprotective mother and an addiction to Quavers, he is probably the most unlucky person ever. And life is just so awkward. So. Bloody. Awkward.All Rights Reserved

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