Blood, sweat, and tears (mostly sweat)
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Última publicación mié, mar 4, 2015
Meet Geoffrey Montegue Douglas. The 200,000,001th sexiest man alive. The most cynical and sarcastic pubescent specimen ever to walk the earth. Plagued with an annoying as hell sister, a ridiculously overprotective mother and an addiction to Quavers, he is probably the most unlucky person ever. And life is just so awkward. So. Bloody. Awkward.
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