Objective: Design and produce an army of Xeno-Genetic meta-soldiers capable of proficiently serving the King of Lot. This project will be known as EXCALIBUR, or Engineered Xeno-genetics Contrived As Lethally Imbued Belligerent Unrivaled Reticents. EXCALIBUR and the progress thereof, are the responsibility and purpose of the Meta-Engineering Research and Logistics Incorporation, also known as MERLIN.