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The Consul and The Cat

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Reads 6,897
Votes 149
Parts 25
Time 2h 46m

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Affogato x Clotted Cream but super heroes n villains? It's more likely than you think. 

@walsuf is writing this with me btw

~*~*~*~*~*~*~Summary ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Clotted Cream makes his hero debut as The Consul. Unfortunately (?) for him, a certain cat villain also makes his debut on the same day.

As time goes on, they get closer and closer, but there's one thing holding The Consul back: His Father, Custard.

Will they be able to be friends? Or... More?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~Warnings ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
-Angst
-Themes of abuse (Custard sucks)
-Adult Humor
-Sex Jokes
-more warnings may be added laterAll Rights Reserved

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