The Consul and The Cat
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Last published Thu, Mar 26, 2026
Affogato x Clotted Cream but super heroes n villains? It's more likely than you think.
@walsuf is writing this with me btw
~*~*~*~*~*~*~Summary ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Clotted Cream makes his hero debut as The Consul. Unfortunately (?) for him, a certain cat villain also makes his debut on the same day.
As time goes on, they get closer and closer, but there's one thing holding The Consul back: His Father, Custard.
Will they be able to be friends? Or... More?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~Warnings ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
-Angst
-Themes of abuse (Custard sucks)
-Adult Humor
-Sex Jokes
-more warnings may be added later
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