Stories that only ai generators could come up with

Have you ever wanted to be a story writer but you woke up at 3 am with no sanity but then somebody emails you a link for an ai generator website and seeing as your life already declining as it is you clicked on it but you immediately break your left as you step on a Lego banana and it stabs into your foot and then you slip on the Lego banana peel and break your back, and then your cat comes out from the kitchen because it's food bowl is empty and your the only organic thing in a five mile radius because you choose to live in a weird desert place and your cat starts t-posing over your broken leg because you let it have unrestricted internet access and it turned into a stereotypical Fortnite kid and then you realized you forgot to pay your taxes and the lights went off, so now your teaching your cat to commit tax fraud and you're being a bad role model and you can still call the hospital but you'd rather lay there on the ground being sad and American?

Yeah, well all of that had nothing to do with what this is except for it's existence to be a complete joke.