Pick Up Lines
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You walk into class with your head down, dreading the work to come. You look up, only to see the most beautiful girl/boy you've ever seen. You're speechless.
You realize that you have to get him/her, but you don't know what to say. You go on your phone and go on that one app with the big W. Pick up lines, you search up. There is so many books for pick up lines! You think. But you pick the one written by leximoose, because you just feel it is the one. You know it is the one.
Chapter 1. You take a deep breath. You know this will work. You walk over to him/her, and BAM! "Do you have a bandaid, because I scraped my knee falling for you!" You say.
People say fairy tales don't come true, but apparently they've never read Pick up lines by leximoose.
There will be no dirty lines, to save the young kids out there. Enjoy!!!
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