lord of the framfics

faramir doesn't wanna admit it but in the two towers when he kidnapped Sam and frodo he was homophobic and that's why he kidnapped them bc they're a pair of ugly little fruity fruitlets. anyways after seeing the power of gay he released them and became obsessed with writing Frodo x sam fanfics on wattpad. what will happen to middle earth as the "framfics" spread in popularity?