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Or blow up this book XD
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Mature content because I swear in it 
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THIS 
IS
SPARTA
I MEAN CRACK
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Just read it -.-All Rights Reserved

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Made For The Mafia (18+) (1 of 3) by writer82897

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ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ꜱᴇᴠᴇɴᴛᴇᴇɴ | 𝑅𝑒𝑔𝓊𝓁𝓊𝓈 𝐵𝓁𝒶𝒸𝓀 𝓍 𝑅𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓇 by STYLISHUWU

❝ Are you serious? ❞ ❝ Not really, but your brother is. ❞ 𝕽𝖊𝖌𝖚𝖑𝖚𝖘 𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝖝 𝕱𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖊 𝕽𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗 Please read TW __________________ ׂׂૢ་༘࿐ 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐒𝐥𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐬: 𝐑𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐥𝐮𝐬 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐘/𝐍 𝐋/𝐍. 𝐀𝐧 𝐚𝐜𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤. 𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧. __________________ ׂׂૢ་༘࿐ Started: 22.12.21 (for Americans: 12.22.21) Finished: soon __________________ ׂׂૢ་༘࿐ 𝑀𝒶𝓇𝒶𝓊𝒹𝑒𝓇𝓈 𝑒𝓇𝒶 𝓈𝓉𝓎𝓁𝑒𝒹 𝒻𝒶𝓃𝒻𝒾𝒸𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃. ＴＨＥＣＨＡＲＡＣＴＥＲＳＢＥＬＯＮＧＴＯＪＫＲＯＷＬＩＮＧ Mature for the following reasons: ⊱ ℂ𝕠𝕒𝕣𝕤𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕦𝕒𝕘𝕖 ⊱ 𝕍𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕘𝕖 𝕕𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 ⊱ 𝔸𝕕𝕦𝕝𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕤 ⊱ 𝕄𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕤𝕖/implied rape

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