a bad idea to put the empires in highschool
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Ongoing, First published Sep 20, 2022
[fWhip created group "Best class [E2]"]
[fWhip added Jimmy Solidarity, Joel, Pixlriffs, and 8 other people]

fWhip: HEYO
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Or; A mostly-chatfic, partially-genuine story based on Empires S2 :)
Now featuring the Hermits! (Chapter 24 to 33!)
A sequel for this incomplete story can be found and it is called "the superior class of esempii"!

( Crossposted on AO3 )
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Sometimes I talk about ABITPEIH on Tumblr [@crazy-pe3p] :)
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