Achoo! - A Discworld fanfic.
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Last published Mon, Mar 10, 2014
A discworld fanfic, Achoo! will blow you away! All your favorite characters come along in this tale of magic, mystery and the biggest snotty nose there ever was.
Just to let you know if you aren't familiar with this style of writing, anywhere a * appears you should look for the corresponding number of stars and read that bit of text before continuing. This will help to make the book more humorous and enjoyable I hope. :)
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