The sexy book
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MatureComplete Sat, Sep 17, 201627m
Surprisingly, This is a joke book and most of these jokes won't be mine.
I hope this book brings a smile, a smirk or a sexy tear of joy to your face... er something, sorry I'm bad at these types of things. xD
Anyways, ENJOY!
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