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God damnit

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Parts 8
Time 47m

Thicker_than_oatmeal

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Well, didn't think I'd write this, but here I am, so this is practically like any other stor- oh right, not so regular.

anyways, so a random teenager was going to an anime convention in his cosplay when, suddenly, the whole world goes ape shit and is engulfed in nuclear fire, him included.



Oh right, I own nothing but the character I made, I don't own metro danmachi, aot, or any pictures or videos used in this book, rights go to the original creators



This will be marked as 'complete' so wattpad doesn't delete it, it isn't actually done, well, maybe I'll drop it, but we'll see.Creative Commons (CC) Attribution

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𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖉 𝖌𝖚𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖎𝖆𝖓||a one punch man fanfic||oc x opm by POTATOESANDMILK

"𝐼𝒸𝑒... 𝐼𝓉 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓂𝓂𝑒𝓇𝓈, 𝓈𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓊𝓉𝒾𝒻𝓊𝓁𝓁𝓎. 𝐻𝑜𝓌𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓋𝑜𝒾𝒹𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝑒𝓂𝓅𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒.... 𝒜𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝑜𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝓁𝒶𝓎 𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈, 𝓊𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝓈𝓁𝑜𝓌𝓁𝓎 𝓂𝑒𝓁𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒻𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈." (Thank you to my friend for this 👆🏻) A little girl named Kiyomi Yatoshi lived in a small village in the middle of the forest, she was just a normal little girl that everyone in the village knows..... 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭.... So this is when Saitama and Genos start their journey with another girl. This is my first fanfic! welcome! there are actually some things that are pretty sensitive here !killing! !cussing/swearing! and ofc.. !cringeyness! AND THIS IS OC X GENOS BC HES SO BBG XOXO ✨enjoy!✨ -POTATOESANDMILK

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Time travel? Check. Joining a gang? Check. Making a best friend who I would gladly die for? Check. I wasn't expecting to be whisked into a comic series as myself, 12 years younger, and slapped into a class of 14-year-olds. Part of it may have been knowing that my best friend was going to die and that her ex could travel through time. But man, kids these days were way tougher than I originally gave them credit for. A Tokyo Revengers OC self-insert. I don't own Tokyo Revengers, including its characters and plot. Obviously, Wakui Ken holds those rights. However, all illustrations are mine unless otherwise stated. Cross-posted on fanfiction.net. --- I was still here. 'This has gone on for far too long to be a hallucination. This... this is real, isn't it? It's not a dream, nor a hallucination. It's reality.' The realization was crystal clear, but its implications were far, far worse than this simply being a hallucination. How was I in the body of my 14-year-old self, and how had I traveled back in time? Why was I a transfer student in Japan? How could I go back?

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