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Thicker_than_oatmeal

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Well, didn't think I'd write this, but here I am, so this is practically like any other stor- oh right, not so regular.

anyways, so a random teenager was going to an anime convention in his cosplay when, suddenly, the whole world goes ape shit and is engulfed in nuclear fire, him included.



Oh right, I own nothing but the character I made, I don't own metro danmachi, aot, or any pictures or videos used in this book, rights go to the original creators



This will be marked as 'complete' so wattpad doesn't delete it, it isn't actually done, well, maybe I'll drop it, but we'll see.Creative Commons (CC) Attribution

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"Hey, Jess?" JJ hums in response, raising an eyebrow. "Can you promise me that we'll be like this for the rest of our lives? Like, be happy and all that shit." I looked at them. They gave me a smile of happiness/concern and sat down next to me, "I promise." "And can you not leave me?" They chuckled, "Of course!" "That's what best friends are for." Oh, right... We were just B E S T F R I E N D S . . . ---- Book 1: Helpless Book 2: I Can't Get Over You I will be changing some things on how JJ will be a part of SFA. Along with the dates of the release of some shit. Like, Hamilton or Voltron. And JJ, at the start, is going to be called JJ instead of Jess. GUYS, WE DON'T HAVE NETFLIX IN MY COUNTRY SO FORGIVE ME. I really needed to do that for the sake of the story. DISCLAIMER! I do NOT own Hamilton I do NOT own Voltron I do NOT own Gravity Falls nor it's reversed AU I do NOT own Be More Chill I do NOT own you And most importantly, I do NOT own SkitsoFanActs I only own this fanfiction