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A Murderer's Guide to Fake Dating

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Parts 15
Time 2h 11m

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The contract is simple: if Jack hides the dead body, Isla will act as his fake date during a wedding.  Simple, minus the fact that they're sworn enemies. 

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After the humiliating rejection from her crush, Isla Chen turns to black magic in hopes of curing her heartbreak - but now there's a dead body in the bathroom and she's stuck with a mess. 

A mess that includes her infuriatingly attractive co-worker Jack Lim, fake dating, and a wedding filled with witches and warlocks. Between escaping murder charges and acting as a fake date, Isla must figure out how to fix her life. Pronto.All Rights Reserved

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No Reservations (A Romantic Comedy) by Pollyf79

"Here's the thing though . . ." He trails off thoughtfully and then he looks straight at me. His eyes are steely and that makes me realise the fundamental difference between the young Ryan and this Ryan. He's hardened now. The sweet boy I once knew is probably still in there somewhere but life eventually got to him and he had to toughen up. "I need someone I can rely on. I don't want to take a person on who just decides it's too much hassle a few days or weeks in and just . . . Ghosts me." He finishes. There's a definite challenge there. He's not just talking about the job. He's getting a dig in there about the way I disappeared out of his life. As well as implying I'm generally unreliable . . . ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Iona Stewart is pretty sure she's having a premature midlife crisis. Recently made redundant, permanently unlucky in love, and back living with her parents, she's desperate for a change of scenery. So when an opportunity comes up to work in a hotel in the Highlands, it seems like fate has stepped in. The problem? Her new boss is Ryan Thorne. Her former friend. Her first crush. And the boy who broke her heart nearly 17 years ago. She had no intention of ever seeing him again after that night. And it seems he isn't that keen on having *her* around either. Be prepared for nineties flashbacks, many awkward encounters, and *hopefully* a happy ever after . . . ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ❤️Second Place in the Chick-Lit category in The Pink Cloud Awards❤️ ❤️Second Place in the Chick-Lit category in The Hibiscus Awards❤️ ❤️Winner of Best Opening in Chick Lit in the Berry Pancake awards❤️ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Complete companion novella entitled "No Reservations: Ryan's Version" is now available*

A Lovely Nightmare by Wendizzy

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He only chucked before going forward with his explanation. "I would apologize but I'm not sorry about that, you look ravishing. I couldn't help it. But to answer your question, yes." "By you technically reaching adulthood, it basically certified the bond and made it more intense. But with that intensity comes a surplus of hormones, on my part that is. If you'd let me, I would pull this car over this instant and take you where you're sitting. That's how I feel right now and have been since your birthday. While you were sleeping as soon as midnight struck I wanted to take you to the furthest reaches of the earth and have my way with you-" I was flabbergasted, despite his sometimes crude behavior and vulgar speech Cyrus has never said anything like this to me in all of our two years together. It was almost odd to even hear such sexual things come out of his mouth pertaining to me. "-and it didn't help that you were sleeping in nothing but underwear and a large T-shirt laying directly on top of me. I'd never had to have so much control in such little time. That's how bad it was, if you were a djinn like me and we were the same age you would have felt the exact same way when I turned eighteen." He just shrugged his shoulder and continued to drive with the devilish smirk on his face. "Did that answer your question?" He took a Quick Look at me before letting out another boisterous laugh. "Goodness you're so cute and and innocent, but don't worry we'll certainly do something about that in due time" he shot me a wink while biting his lower lip as if he was thinking more crude things.

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