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Weezer kidnaps and fucking kills you

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Time 6m

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One day you wake up trapped in the back of the weezer tour mini van."What the actual fuck" you think to yourself,little do you know you're about to go on a mission of love,music,crime and affectionate cannibalism.(if you're actually reading this please comment something,it helps alot )All Rights Reserved

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