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Awesome Comebacks. (& Insults)

_TatyanaDouglas_

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Reads 4,728
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Parts 63
Time 6m

_TatyanaDouglas_

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Hey guys. This is my first ever comeback book. A lot of my friends have been doing this and I just wanted to. This is just some random comebacks you can scream at whoever is being a complete bitch. Also most of these you probably have heard of and their probably over used, so... ENJOY! Just give this a chance. Bye.

NOTE: THIS IS IN NO MEANS MEANT TO BE  NICE. IF YOU GET OFFENDED OR MAD TAKE IT TO YOUR MOTHER! DON'T RANT ABOUT IT IN MY COMMENTS! IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY TO ME PM ME!All Rights Reserved

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Quotes/Rants/Confessions by Twerkoff

I like to rant, I'm good at it or so I've been told. If you also like to rant come join me I love to rant with people! Also confession of mine, because these are things I'd never tell people. If you'd like to have one of your confessions shared here let me know they will be posted anonymously. *~* I can't afford a therapist so this is my therapy, join me! -Twerkoff

SECOND DRAFT: Hard Bank Left by Alethearia

I am republishing this for a friend who wanted to read a sample of my work. The plot is all over the place, but I know I'll revisit it in future. I initially wrote this in 2017 before I knew a lot of things I know now. There's a lot in here that is culturally insensitive. I have done my best to edit out what I could find at first glance, but if you see something glaringly offensive please make a comment about it so that I can correct my errors. The most egregious example that comes to mind is using the G-word for the Romani and relying on unflattering stereotypes. I plan to correct a lot of this in proceeding drafts. Other than that, enjoy my emotional, nonsensical ride! Trigger warnings for: body dysmorphia, body horror, medical trauma, sexual assault

One Short Story A Day PT2 by megstale

I'm going to attempt to write a short story every day for a year. I just decided to load them onto Wattpad. Feel free to follow the journey, comment on the stories, and if you have any good writing prompts, I'd love to hear them. This is PART TWO, as I just found out there is a limit to how many chapters can be in a story on Wattpad.

How NOT to write Fandom Stories by thatsnotpxnkrock

Stop writing like that.... Just some things and stuff about fanfiction I've seen a couple of these with certain fandoms and I love those stories and have my own things to say because it's so hard finding many good stories for something. ~general tips ~Teen Wolf ~The 100 ~The Walking Dead ~13 Reasons Why ~etc. *I know people write these stories for certain fandoms so this is a lot of fandoms and regular tips*

Draco's quote book by DragonWolfStudios4

Hello this is a version of my quote book that I have decided to share! This quote book is still very much on going as me and my friends still have lots of funny things to say! This quote book originally started as a book I had in a Minecraft realm but it has since been moved to a different format. Warning as some of the quotes contain swearing, some innuendos, and other things That sound bad out of context. Some quotes are the actual screenshots while others are just text. So I hope you enjoy all the out of context quotes said by the people of the KnockBack and DragonVerse/Dragon Slayer discord servers and others!

Just a Bottle of Fairy Dust by toocrazyforyou

Hi guys! This is just me trying to write a few short stories. I got a lil' tired of long ones and this book will be many stories compiled into one. The stories inside will most probably my imagination being written out after it has been living in a hole in my brain for ages. Sometimes, I even write the stories about songs so... please support me by voting, commenting and fanning! 1. Genre: Romance / Teen Fiction / Short Story 2. Each story will be one chapter's worth. 3. Each story WILL be completed before publishing, so one published chapter = one published story. 4. Criticism is welcome, but please try to stay nice. 5. No guarantee of being updated frequently. Sorry about that. 6. Please comment and vote! Encouraging me will not only boost my ego but my updates as well. 7. Copyrighted, I did not and will never steal other people's ideas; all stories are my own. 8. Please enjoy!

Gurl, Wattpad Got Some Problems by iOrange

There is some issues on Wattpad that needs to be addressed. Just wanted to rant about stuff that makes me mad on Wattpad, as a reader. I am also fabulous, *snapz*

The Mary-Sue Complaints Checklist by HatedLove6

My second Mary-Sue series revolving around specific complaints most people would declare as Mary-Sueish or considered as bad writing, which I don't agree with. This series includes: Writing solely in second person Using cliches or writing self-inserts Plot revolving around getting sucked into an alternative universe OCs paired up Canon characters OCs being related to Canon characters Powers of controlling all of the elements, a sudden surge of powers, and having or gaining wings Having a character come back to life, having musical talents, numerous hobbies, and knowing various languages Stories containing elderly characters that appear youthful Stories containing only "hot" characters Characters with multi-colored hair Characters with a lack of scars on a fighter The "sudden" surge of Japanese characters in stories Princesses vs Rebellious tomboy girls and girlish boys and macho girls Characters that cut, are into drugs or alcohol Characters with mental and emotional disorders, diseases, disabilities Characters whose bodies or souls are inhabited by other beings such as angels or demons Characters who use sex as an outlet The symptoms of lust Rule-breaking genres

One Shot's / Other stuff by LoveTate7

This is a collection of my one shot fan-fic's and story's/scenarios. Some of this is just whatever I felt like writing it's random .... Some of these are sexual. Some of these are fill in's (put your name in or who ever else's) Some of these are GirlxGirl, BoyxGirl, BoyxBoy, GirlxBeast, ETC. (Check out my "Understanding My Stories" to get a better feel of these) Y/N= Your Name H/N= His Name (or) Her Name Have any questions? Message me. sometimes emoticons(emoji's) will be used to show actions of feelings. There is not really a category for these but yeah... If you want any of these one shots to become whole stories or fan fictions leave a comment or message telling me which one. Please enjoy!

The Pages of Their Journal by bakedmacaronisoda

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The Pages of Their Journal cover

Quotes/Rants/Confessions

I like to rant, I'm good at it or so I've been told. If you also like to rant come join me I love to rant with people! Also confession of mine, because these are things I'd never tell people. If you'd like to have one of your confessions shared here let me know they will be posted anonymously. ~ I can't afford a therapist so this is my therapy, join me! -Twerkoff