I Brought a Blood Packet to a Fang Fight

I've never understood my thought process and I'd rather not. I'm too scared to formally recognize my obvious insanity. I mean, I must be insane to bring a packet of blood to a fang fight against the hottest boy in school. Yes. I said fang fight. He's a vampire, you see. At least I thought he was, but now I know so. I, Valentina Aspen Visconti, stole a packet of blood and brought it to a bloody vampire.