Does It Have A Plot Or Is It Just Making Fun Of Me

This is a group chat crossover fanfiction written specifically to clown on my bestie @marchbones they're the worst so this is revenge :)

Anyone else who isn't Teo and has made the awful decision to read this, this isn't for you but like, go ahead I guess. It won't make much sense and everyone is out of character because I only know like, half of the people in it.

Summary:
School is back and Teo is no longer as popular as they were last year. Upset with this fact, they desperately try to climb back up the high-school hierarchy with help from their best friends Lucius and Nina. And a little help from Dazai. Sometimes.
Will they manage to be top dog again? Or will they continuously fall back down like that Sisyphus guy from Greek Myth?
And what do they think of the new kids on the block, Izzy and Chuuya? Will they be able to make friends? Or foes? Who will win in the battle for dominance?
And just what is that creep Jan Van Eck up to?

In order to find out, you must trek through the drama, the mystery, the thrill, and most importantly, the pages and pages of typos, to find out.