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The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch
lIhavenolife
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  • Reads 76,186
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  • Parts 53
  • Time 5h 12m
lIhavenolife
Complete, First published Sep 30, 2022
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Because the title is probably to long: The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch 



Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua become online friends, and all of them are sleep deprived idiots with more mental issues than you can count. 

Or

A story where Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua have a diet of energy drinks, pop tarts, and absolutely no sleep. Chaos ensues. 





This is a reader insert. I will be using They/Them pronouns for the reader, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns.

The reader will be a child in this, so all relationships are platonic.





šŸ‘€TWsšŸ‘€
ā€¢Ooc characters
ā€¢Cussing
ā€¢Mentions of suicide/Suicidal jokes 
ā€¢Hisoka
ā€¢Idiotic author
ā€¢No respect for the fourth wall
ā€¢Terrible fanfic in general 
ā€¢Mentions of sex  
ā€¢If you're actually reading this you're hot
ā€¢Mentions of abuse (Have you seen Killua's family)
ā€¢(Terrible) Puns
ā€¢Absolutely no plot
ā€¢We've replaced plot
ā€¢Absolute chaos>Plot
ā€¢By absolute chaos I mean Y/n gets a gun
ā€¢Y/n should not be allowed to have a gun
ā€¢Damn, still reading this? You single? šŸ˜
ā€¢A lot of gay shit 
ā€¢By gay shit I mean a shit load of glitter bombs
ā€¢Mentions of violence/violent activities 
ā€¢Probably more



Like most of my fanfics, I have no idea where this is going to go, just chaos, pure chaos.




I don't own HxH yet
I don't own any of the art used is this book
All Rights Reserved
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