no No NO! (Vent one shots)

The main character is based off of me. This is basically for me to vent and live out my weird FAMILY FRIENDLY fantasies. (The other characters are based off of people I know irl,or imaginary friends. A LOT OF THIS IS ME TURNING MY VENTS INTO FANTASY (so that it doesn't hurt as bad to write this if that makes sense..so like if somebody has magic or something don't be surprised)