Jack and Nikita's holy adventures featuring Morgan Freeman bobbleheads

I wake up on a Wednesday morning just surviving off 6 hours of sleep. As my morning continues i keep doing the tedious crap that is required i believe its called a morning routine. As i snailishly drag myself to the door i successfully turn the handle WOO HOO!!. Unfortunately as i walk out i trip over a plant pot and fall face first. so i walk on the bus "i uhh forgot my bus pass" i muttered "yeah yeah" the bus driver growled. So i sit down and make myself comfortable. Suddenly Nikita comes on the bus and yells "Jack Jones!!" and she dashes over and sits next to me. She starts going on about some facebook crap and talks about how populated her friends list is. Some miraculous holy light shines on are faces. Suddenly the bus disappears the as the light is picking us up some kate upton looking angles come down and talk to us about some kinda Morgan freeman bobble head infestation. The Kate upton angels give us these kickass great swords. "lets decimate these cock goblins" i yell.