Tomlin, a young man finds himself thrust into a meeting of monsters and mortals after a rather embarassing accident, which left him not only a ghoul to a rather capricious Vampire who so lovingly calls himself "Count Sandpaper" but horrendously indebted to the thing of the night. With nothing but a rotted corpse and a rattled brain Tomlin must find a way to beat the greatest and strongest mortals and monsters alive to free himself from Count Sandpaper. . . . Updates twice a week!