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Beorian Tales 17 - Cowtarina: Badass Bovine Belle of the Badlands

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Sheri Nightberry, star Mage Academy student, has been cursed. When she talks, she sounds like a cow. What's worse, she can't even use a public restroom. Because to the world, she also looks like a cow. The curse can be broken only if the caster dies. Which would be great, except the caster is dead and Sheri's still a cow. What's a brilliant, self-centered mean girl to do? Uncover the truth, travel to the Badlands and kick butt, that's what! Follow Sheri on her voyage of self-discovery, outwitting witless pirates, outsmarting clueless desert clans and making many four-footed friends while attaining demi-divinity.All Rights Reserved

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