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stop pissing me off (i can play god and cut off your oxygen)

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Reads 37,069
Votes 1,771
Parts 20
Time 5h 2m

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"oh, so just because i'm a necromancer and in slytherin, i'm an evil dark wizard? must've missed the memo."

slytherin!jin-woo au where he's literally just trying to keep to himself and find a way home while everyone is convinced he's a new dark lord in the making. 

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originally posted on ao3 (my ao3 account is linked on my profile if you want to read it there); this will update slower than on ao3 bc that is my main posting site. 

includes ron bashing, molly weasley bashing, dumbledore bashing, and non-bigoted draco/malfoy familyAll Rights Reserved

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George Weasley x Reader ~ Jaffa Cake by fawnauroraa

'I wouldn't mind being with you, you topless Jaffa Cake..' You {Y/N} are currently attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and you are in your fourth year. As a Slytherin, with the idea that members of this particular house are stuck up and picky, you are expected to only date and befriend those within your house - you could never be seen associating with the likes of Gryffindors - however, one particular boy has caught your interest. And it doesn't seem great; his family is well known for being blood traitors. Will you let the wall you have up keep him away? Will the anxiety that lives within you slowly fade with his help, or will it rear its head as the wall you carefully built gets knocked down? You truly believe there is no one at Hogwarts who deeply understands you. But, you are rather mistaken indeed. ------ Warnings (Please read, your wellbeing is important!) -Mentions of anxiety, detailed panic attacks -Mentions of rape/mistreatment -Mildly detailed torture scene -Mildly offensive language Warnings/discretions for a specific chapter will be stated at the beginning of the chapter, to ensure that you're aware of the upcoming content. This story doesn't just focus on the relationship between you and George, but others as well. It is a mix of the Harry Potter novels, Harry Potter movies and my own ideas/inputs. It does not include BDSM/NSFW - I like reading that genre, but I don't enjoy writing it. Although I am practicing writing it now ;) ------ ▪︎COMPLETED▪︎ I do not own the charaters in this fanfiction. Y/n is you, as it means 'your name', they are not a specific character with specific traits as they are you. Anything Harry Potter related belongs to JK R*wling. Anything else is my own writing. Please don't directly copy things I've written, a lot of thought had gone into this and it takes up an awful lot of my spare time. Thank you for reading <3 ALSO CAN YALL STOP SAYING siNcE wHeN ON CHAPTER FIVE PLEASE BE PATIENT

Deceptions-(Drarry) by confused_moron

During the train journey following his third year, Harry's entire bloody world was turned upside-down. Overwhelmed by some sudden realisations and his bizarre escape from the future, he discovered that those he had believed to be his most loyal allies were the ones poised to inflict the deepest wounds. However, those he had never deemed trustworthy turned out to be the people who would be standing by his side amidst the war. And Harry finally found himself making profound decisions that would forever alter the course of his life... Includes Dark but not evil Harry, Some characters Bashing and mental trauma. "Ohh sssweet Lady, I, the queen of hell, am sssstuck with an innocent child-" the snake exclaimed, causing Harry to pout as he squirmed in the blonde's lap to find a more comfortable position. "Hey! Not fair! Wait- queen? " "Yesss hatchling, I am Manassha the queen of hell ssserpentsss, and you sssweet little hatchling, are my counter-" Being Updated on Ao3 too.... some phases are inspired by Ao3 books... I don't take any credit of them- Has a bit Merthur too-

Only for a moment •-• HP FANFIC by AtlasKozume

WEEKLY UPDATES Every Saturday at 8:30 Am EDT One week break between years ↢----------Year 1------------↣ "Do you not care?!" "No, why would I?" "aren't you at least Angry?!" "No." ↢----------Year 2------------↣ "Ya Know, I'm kinda Jealous of the moon." "Why?" "It gets to be alone with no one to bother it" "Yea but isn't that Lonely." "I don't think so." ↢----------Year 3------------↣ "Bloody Hell Atlas! You just let that happen?!" "Was I supposed to fight back?" "For a bloody third year you're not the brightest are you?" "Well, I didn't get into Ravenclaw for a reason, now you know it." "Bloody hell.." ↢----------Year 4------------↣ "Stupid Little Mudblood! Can't do anything without that weasel now can you?!" "Weasel? Do you mean Ron? Also I'm a halfblood." "Of course, that's who I mean Mudblood!" "I can do a lot of things without Him. I didn't know him till I was 11." "Yeah, but didn't you have your sister before? Well until she died Of course." "..." "That's why you carry that Bloody lizard around with you isn't it?" "...Shut up Malfoy." ↢-----------Year 5-----------↣ "What happened in Detention?" "Nothing." "I'm not stupid. I know what she did to Harry. Did she do the same to you?!" "..." "Bloody hell Atlas!" "Why are you so angry?" "Cause she hurt You!" "..." "..Did it hurt?" "..Yea" ↢-----------Year 6-----------↣ "I'm in love" "In love?" "Not new information, Arthur" "Ron?" "Ron." ↢-----------Year 7-----------↣ "Atlas..!" "..." "No!" ↢-----------Year 8-----------↣ ↢----------------------↣

Don't Wanna go - Part 1 - Before the War. by Cabin13sRavenclaw

DRARRY What happens when Harry can no longer stay in the Gryffindor house? When he can no longer stand the constant 'meaningless pranks' being pulled on him. Why would Harry rather be with a group that has seemingly never treated him with kindness? What if they have, and no one knows, because of the chaos that it would cause? But when Harry needs to get out of the hands of those actually rather abusive Gryffindors, who will be at his side? Hermione and Ron? Or someone completely different. A story where new relationships might form and old may break. Drarry. (Obvi) Romione. Maybe more in the other parts. Mention of Self Harm Dark Harry? Less Mean Snape Annoying Dumbledore. All characters and places are J.K.Rowlings. I merely find it fun to ship charecters that she would hate on, together, and since it is gay. This story is my own, however, and I would like if I didn't find it on someone elses page all of a sudden. Also, this story is merely me having fun in my free time. I am already working on Part/Book 2 of this, I think there will be 2-3 books in total. Hope you have fun reading!!

The Light in the Dark | Neville Longbottom by h0efortheharries

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Darling, Quiet (Fred X Fem Reader) by aFredWsimp

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"Fireworks can always be ignited again." "How? It's hopeless." "All it takes is a spark." ------- After the battle of Hogwarts, everyone is grateful that Fred was saved from a horrible death. Unfortunately, Fred wishes he wasn't. Everyone has lost someone in the battle, including Fred, who was saved at another's expense. Over the years, he loses the firework within him and sinks in his grief. As it turns out, he realises that laughter isn't always the cure. One fateful day, he chances upon a stranger in the Weasley's Wizard Wheezes shop who introduces herself as Heather Collins. With every encounter, he finds missing puzzle pieces of her mysterious connection with his past. Embark on a journey of grief and healing with Fred Weasley, as he struggles to reignite the firework within him with Heather's help. ---- Fred Weasley x OC Post Golden Era - Pre Next Generation Era Disclaimer: I only own the characters I add into this franchise. All original Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling. [monthly updates - bimonthly updates] RANKINGS as of DD/MM/YYYY #3 in #oliverphelps [01/02/25] #6 in #arthurweasley [27/12/24] #7 in #muggle [22/02/25]

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