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stop pissing me off (i can play god and cut off your oxygen)

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Reads 36,674
Votes 1,760
Parts 20
Time 5h 2m

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"oh, so just because i'm a necromancer and in slytherin, i'm an evil dark wizard? must've missed the memo."

slytherin!jin-woo au where he's literally just trying to keep to himself and find a way home while everyone is convinced he's a new dark lord in the making. 

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originally posted on ao3 (my ao3 account is linked on my profile if you want to read it there); this will update slower than on ao3 bc that is my main posting site. 

includes ron bashing, molly weasley bashing, dumbledore bashing, and non-bigoted draco/malfoy familyAll Rights Reserved

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