stop pissing me off (i can play god and cut off your oxygen) - KAIEN - Wattpad

stop pissing me off (i can play god and cut off your oxygen)

Reads 37,020
Votes 1,761
Parts 20
Time 5h 2m

Reads 37,020
Votes 1,761
Parts 20
Time 5h 2m

Mature

"oh, so just because i'm a necromancer and in slytherin, i'm an evil dark wizard? must've missed the memo."

slytherin!jin-woo au where he's literally just trying to keep to himself and find a way home while everyone is convinced he's a new dark lord in the making. 

            ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ 


originally posted on ao3 (my ao3 account is linked on my profile if you want to read it there); this will update slower than on ao3 bc that is my main posting site. 

includes ron bashing, molly weasley bashing, dumbledore bashing, and non-bigoted draco/malfoy familyAll Rights Reserved

Table of contents

20 parts

Sign up to add stop pissing me off (i can play god and cut off your oxygen) to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

Switching Sides | Cedric Diggory vs. Fred Weasley by cdk1031

*WARNING! This book contains mature themes such as drinking, drug use, explicit language, mentions of suicide, sexual content, abuse, and more. Please read at your own risk.* Vermilion "Millie" Barrett goes into her sixth year at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry in a stable, happy relationship with Fred Weasley. Everything is fine until Fred starts acting weird and suddenly breaks up with her. She's completely heartbroken until a certain "intolerable" Hufflepuff comes up with a plan to make Fred jealous and win him back, but what happens when they start spending more time together than intended? Where will Millie's feelings take her? Will Fred ever go back to Millie? The plot doesn't follow any specific books, but all of the tidbits of the wizarding world still apply! I only own the OC's (Vermillion, Killian, etc.) and the plot. All other characters and magical things are owned by J.K. Rowling. Started 12/2/20 Finished 7/4/21

𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚛𝚞𝚡||D.M. by Diagon-Audie

Y/n Alwyn, a pure blood witch. Born and raised in the small town of Drinea, muggle life, basic bullies, knows nothing of the wizard world. Well until Hagrid kidnaps her, and she meets a rotten Slytherin who holds blackmail over her head. But what happens when this place has a lot more for Y/n that meets the eye... House: SLYTHERIN STARTS IN YEAR 3 TW: gore, mature themes, foul language, dysphoria, panic attacks, violence, abuse 18+ ------- This book is similar to the og time line but a bit off so don't get too mad I did do it on purpose. This story has you as the main character basically, you're just as important as Harry is, how you might ask? Well read it and find out. Also we ain't a crybaby, we don't take sh*t from now one, you're welcome. Also it's a cringe worthy beginning so pardon that, I promise it gets better! JK Rowling owns these characters! I own a few Oc's #1 in dracoxreader 4/2/2021

Consequences|| Draco Malfoy by Randomperson686

Your brother, Harry Potter absolutely hates the Malfoy's, Mainly Draco Malfoy. But you just can't seem to shake Draco from your head. You and Draco have been kinda close, but nothing special. But you and Draco get too close, and you have to face the consequences. This does not follow the Harry Potter storyline, there may be a few things here and there, but not many. (This kinda turns into a Fred Weasleys fanfic) So I guess Draco X Fred X Reader

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐥𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 | √ by erubescere

UNDER HEAVY EDITING (Edited chapters will have gifs at the beginning of them to signal that they have been edited.) ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ❖❖❖ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ❛𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘏𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘭. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘚𝘭𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳.❜ ❛𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺? 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴?❜ ❛𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨.❜ ❛𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴. 𝘐 𝘥𝘰 𝘏𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘐 𝘢𝘮. 𝘏𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘭. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘏𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘭.❜ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ❖❖❖ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ Draco Malfoy & Cedric Diggory romances All Rights Reserved ©erubescere 2015

All your fault ( a Draco Malfoy love story) by amixlovehate5

~Selene Darkwood ~is a pure-blood Slytherin who hides her pain caused by her family with a tough exterior. She hopes to finish her last year at Hogwarts with a clear mindset but is constantly bothered by Draco Malfoy, her enemy. ~Draco Malfoy~comes from a rich and influential family. Known for his good looks and arrogance, he often looks down on others, especially Selene who makes his blood boil. At the end of their sixth year, just before summer, Selene did something to Draco Malfoy that had a profound effect on him, she didn't understand what his problem was as it was his idea to keep it a secret and for her to stay away from him. She did as he wished because she wanted her last year to be the best but her and her friends couldn't ignore Draco's behaviour which seemed to worsen at the beginning of their seventh year. He's been even more cruel and also developed a new habit of charming and then breaking hearts, becoming a notorious womanizer. When his new personality causes the heartbreak of one of Selene's own friends, she decided to stop turning a blind eye and find out what is happening with Draco. Ignoring his request of her staying away from him and instead testing his limits. This causes their arguments to return with even more tension and she didn't know if she could stay away from him anymore TROPES/EXTRA TAGS- enemies to lovers, secret relationship,forced proximity ~MATURE CONTENT WARNING- SMUT~ ~ALL YOUR FAULT~ (will not follow the Harry Potter storyline and instead focuses on the romance)

BELOVED SECRECY, ron weasley by mistgraphics

♔ :･ﾟ ― in which a slytherin girl confides in griffindor boy about her darkest secret who then becomes a secret in its self OR Pure blood, half blood, or muggle born. It's the status many care about, especially the young and rich slytherin's. Milena Praves is none, in fact she's not even sure about her abilities as a witch. She does know that when others learn of her parentage she will be hunted and killed. Her family will be separated, more that it already has, for hiding the truth about their families origin. It's a dark secret to keep for a young girl, so she confided in Ron Weasley after a short adventurous and romantic summer together. But his reaction was nothing she had expected. The look of uncertainty still lingers on her mind. Yet the secret that drew them apart will once again bring them together in a secret affair. *:･♔ :･ﾟ ◌¨̮͚ *•*:･♔ :･ﾟ ◌¨̮͚ *• PAIRING: ron weasley x fem oc RATING: M, more details in book BOOK / MOVIE: order of the phoenix

It's us forever Draco x reader by millie20175

COMPLETED!!!! You are your own character, this is a Harry Potter related story about Draco Malfoy and you, you started with your third year at Hogwarts with no-one by your side your brother had left you (well so you thought) and your parents are Bellatrix Lestrange and Voldemort which forces you to become evil and doesn't take interest in you that much. ⚠️you possibly become a death eater to join someone you love or is it out of your own mind? ⚠️ When you arrive you actually start to meet new friends that are trustworthy ⚠️Bellatrix and Narcissa are NOT related in this story⚠️ ⚠️SMUT warning⚠️ ⚠️Mental Health Issues⚠️ ⚠️Party's + Drug Use⚠️ ⚠️Quite a bit of language⚠️ You are not friends with the golden trio or anyone in Gryffindor The full of Slytherin are friends with you Read if you feel comfortable with this and I hope you enjoy I DO NOT own any characters apart from y/n the rest are J.K Rowlings characters Thank you lovelies (PS: This is my first story on Wattpad)

Darling, Quiet (Fred X Fem Reader) by aFredWsimp

"Darling, Quiet. Don't want to be caught now do we?" Y/n Bardot, a troubled girl swallowed in desires, problems and potential. She craves nothing more than the feeling of being wanted and loved by anyone but her family. «Be advised story will contain smut, mature scenes and swearing» Story is a bit of a slow burn through the POA and GOF years. My own characters- y/n Bardot, Charlotte Chantey, the Bardot family. Characters and story timeline belongs to JK Rowling©

Born with the blood of the devil (A Harry Potter fanfiction) by Animelover112523

Harry had lived an awful life so far first his abusive relatives then this huge man comes in and tells him he is actually a wizard and he will be attending a school where he will be taught how to use magic. The one thing he didn't expect was to be told he was famous in this world for something that he knew he had no control over. He had expected this school he was going to be attending to be safe and sound but soon found out it was anything but. For three years now he has fought old voldyshorts and won all the while being sent to the hospital wing and met his godfather. However the one thing that only the sorting hat knows is that the boy is extremely observant and has wisdom way beyond his years and something about his friends and headmaster does not sit well with him. He often wondered why was it that he felt more comfortable around his enemies than his friends. What most people do not know is that young harry is actually destined to be a slytherin, those that do know of this are very few most trusted friends that have also shared the same misfortunes of having to hide their true colours to keep up appearances. But will this New Year change anything for young harry and his close friends? Read to find out..... ⚠️ GRAMMATICAL ERRORS ⚠️ PUNCTUATION ERRORS ⚠️ OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE Highest ranking in fanfiction- #306

The Light in the Dark | Neville Longbottom by h0efortheharries

"𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐖𝐞'𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐮𝐬. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐨𝐧. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞." ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ Dawn Malfoy was just like every other wizard her age. She grew up in a normal home with a normal family, was well-liked by her peers, and received good marks in school. One would've described Dawn's life as perfect until the end of her fourth year. That one tragic accident marked the beginning of her demise... when her life changed forever. ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ This is a Neville Longbottom x OC story (although most of the story doesn't revolve around their relationship) THIS STORY IS RATED MATURE FOR A REASON! CWs (Content Warnings) and Disclaimers are placed at the beginning of each chapter for reader discretion. Please do not read if you are uncomfortable with... → Violent Acts & Descriptions → Sexual Content (Consensual & Nonconsensual) → Emotional & Physical Abuse → Suicide → Death ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ Started: 10/23/20 Finished: 12/14/23

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

Switching Sides | Cedric Diggory vs. Fred Weasley cover

𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚛𝚞𝚡||D.M. cover

Consequences|| Draco Malfoy cover

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐥𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 | √ cover

All your fault ( a Draco Malfoy love story) cover

BELOVED SECRECY, ron weasley cover

It's us forever Draco x reader cover

Darling, Quiet (Fred X Fem Reader) cover

Born with the blood of the devil (A Harry Potter fanfiction) cover

The Light in the Dark | Neville Longbottom cover

Switching Sides | Cedric Diggory vs. Fred Weasley

WARNING! This book contains mature themes such as drinking, drug use, explicit language, mentions of suicide, sexual content, abuse, and more. Please read at your own risk. Vermilion "Millie" Barrett goes into her sixth year at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry in a stable, happy relationship with Fred Weasley. Everything is fine until Fred starts acting weird and suddenly breaks up with her. She's completely heartbroken until a certain "intolerable" Hufflepuff comes up with a plan to make Fred jealous and win him back, but what happens when they start spending more time together than intended? Where will Millie's feelings take her? Will Fred ever go back to Millie? The plot doesn't follow any specific books, but all of the tidbits of the wizarding world still apply! I only own the OC's (Vermillion, Killian, etc.) and the plot. All other characters and magical things are owned by J.K. Rowling. Started 12/2/20 Finished 7/4/21