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This is a place where I Benij the Humour God and absolute sex symbol will roast your books regardless of Genre. If you want a laugh or get mad for no reason (Plz don't) then this place is where you have to be!

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How To: Not Completely Ruin Your Life (#Wattys2015) by MizMic

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There Are Three Types of People by error_dev

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Perfect Fate ✔ by fanoshkaflippo

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How To: Not Completely Ruin Your Life (#Wattys2015) cover

A Night To Remember cover

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Narratives in the City cover

BLACK ROSE (COMPLETED) cover

VAYNE ONESHOTS cover

my life's first sex -1 cover

Perfect Fate ✔ cover

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