Words so Contrived || CH
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Devane_Harthlow
Ongoing, First published Oct 06, 2022
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"What now, America?" He asked, making sure the annoyance was clear in his voice. He then gestured over to his desk, which had a few papers strewn about. "Can't you see I'm busy?"
  
  "Yes, I can see that, but this is kind of an emergency." He stepped closer to Canada's desk. "UK's missing."
  
  Canada blinked, processing the information.
  "Missing?" He repeated, narrowing his eyes.
  
  "Yes. Missing." America affirmed. "I checked his house and his office. I even asked Wales and he said that he hadn't seen UK anywhere."
  
    //
    
    Or, two unions come back from the dead and decide to wreck havoc in the country world. One is accused, one relapses, one tries to reconcile, and one tries to accept loss.
    
    [THIS STORY WILL CONTAIN POTENTIALL TRIGGERING TOPICS LIKE DEATH, VIOLENCE, VERBAL ABUSE, MENTIONED PHYSICAL ABUSE, ETC.]
    There will be no ships between countries!!
    Heavily based off an RP, previously titled "LACUNAE", crossposted on AO3 under the name "Misoxx"
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