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Jaw Droppers and Job Stoppers

ABirdWithoutFeathers

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ABirdWithoutFeathers

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"10/10 fic, five stars on Yelp, I will go scream about this for the next hour /pos" -atryhardauthor

"one of my favorite Dreams ever. adore how he's just constantly on the verge of a panic attack for most of this and constantly just wants to kill everything and/or himself. delightful" -TheSnowyPlains

"Absolutely cannot wait to see how this is gonna turn out, I wish I could give a thousand more kudos. No story has me chasing for answers like this!" -fandom_closet

"Fantastic writing! You're so creative and talented." -My mom


A story in which Dream gives half the city superpowers with nothing but the power of a tattoo gun, a little bit of mental illness, and a deep fear of needles. Yes, it's ironic. Yes, he is aware.
Featuring: The villainous syndicate who can't get their shit together, Ranboo as the Twitch version of Dr. Evil, gratuitous vigilantes Tommy and Tubbo, a genuinely insane Quackity, and more! Also, everything is on fire!
Cover art by @ASFTDTS on twitterAll Rights Reserved

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