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Gail is new the the Big Apple, and she has big plans. She dreams to be a comedian on the hit late night show "Funny Apples". When she auditions for the show, after waiting 3 months 4 weeks, and 5 days, she finds out that she made it. Her aspirations at the show are to become head writer and after she leaves, have her own show. Things turn sour when she meets one of her cast mates, Peter Riley. Peter has the same aspirations as Gail. What happens when these two people meet? Things get sour (and then sweet) in this comical, heartfelt story of love, laughs, and life.All Rights Reserved

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