That Weirdo Next Door

*WEIRDO DRIVE IS THE IMPROVED VERSION OF THIS STORY*

After my family and I come back from summer vacation we find out things have gotten crazier than when we left. My neighbors are feeding each other rocks, and my sister that we left behind by accident can eat houses. People are also helping rebuild the school because somebody blew it up. My other sister, Vanessa, can't stop blabbing about how good her pictures from vacation were. My name is Muffin by the way. With school starting again, things are gonna get absolutely crazy, considering I'm only half human. Long story. Things might be getting weird, but I bet It could get weirder. I'm pretty weird myself, but everyone still sees me as a vicious hater. Maybe this is just as it should be...or not.

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